snapchatting:

my life would probably get 2 notes

guy:

WHY DO PEOPLE START CONVERSATIONS AND THEN NOT CONTINUE THEM

fuckyeahcomicsbaby:

So my soulmate used to be my siamese twin?

smutlinson:

just use this excuse any time you don’t want to go to school

smutlinson:

just use this excuse any time you don’t want to go to school

bradleyy:

SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOU’RE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES OR REPLIES SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE A TWAT

lets play “how rude can i be until you realize i dont like you”

vvhitehouse:

aneastcoastbreeze:

vvhitehouse:

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

  • instant cute outfit with minimal effort
  • it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
  • sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
  • u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

clelusional:

when you meet a girl who literally reminds you of trail mix:

image

zayn: [breathes]
me: NICE
zayn: [walks]
me: AWESOME
zayn: [talks]
me: SPECTACULAR
paulonutini:

u think just because it’s pink n cute n shit it’s not gonna do anything? ok go play on it and see what happens. I ain’t gonna help u when that nasty ass demon drags u into ur basement. see u in the afterlife

paulonutini:

u think just because it’s pink n cute n shit it’s not gonna do anything? ok go play on it and see what happens. I ain’t gonna help u when that nasty ass demon drags u into ur basement. see u in the afterlife

misbeliefs:

i finally found a color that matches my personality

misbeliefs:

i finally found a color that matches my personality

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