Paddle-ball is a fun game but it’s not nearly as risky nor intense as paddle-egg. It’s the adventurers game.
accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback
Can we just take a moment to appreciate how handsome Sam is?
Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”
*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*
Animal: *licks its own asshole*
human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*
HAHAHA REMEMBER WHEN WE DIDINT HAVE PERIODS HAHAHA