easied:

*this pizza serves 4-6 people*

bitch, the only person eating this pizza is me

me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
them: no
me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
them: we're not
me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

jeanmarcoing:

nsfw = NEVER SAFE FROM WALUIGI

nakedly:

being called annoying is literally the worst thing ever because then you’re scared to ever say or do anything again and you end up isolating yourself because you think everyone hates you and you feel insecure about everything. long story short pls dont call people annoying


when Hugh Hefner can call you out on your misogyny, it’s time to seriously reevaluate your life and the choices you’ve made. 

when Hugh Hefner can call you out on your misogyny, it’s time to seriously reevaluate your life and the choices you’ve made. 

yiffmebabyonemoretime:

yiffmebabyonemoretime:

if i had a dime for everytime an adult man made me feel uncomfortable

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It was never easy to be his type of man.

To breathe freely was not in his plan.

And the best part of me is what he wouldn’t see.

taysons:

when you can tell you’re becoming increasingly less important to someone

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