WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
My favorite pick-up line is “The inside of my nose is really cold. Do you think you could put your tongue in there to warm it?” Then they put their tongue up your nose and that’s pretty much the same thing as kissing, I think.
The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.
I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.
I have two moods
One is highly sophisticated intellectual who goes into complex thoughts and is always moody and deep
the other is an immature 5 year old that doesn’t know how to control herself or her language or her actions
there is no inbetween
old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on
then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources
with great power comes a great electricity bill