rnegastar:

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

rnegastar:

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

heckacute:

My favorite pick-up line is “The inside of my nose is really cold. Do you think you could put your tongue in there to warm it?” Then they put their tongue up your nose and that’s pretty much the same thing as kissing, I think.

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:

I have two moods 

One is highly sophisticated intellectual who goes into complex thoughts and is always moody and deep

the other is an immature 5 year old that doesn’t know how to control herself or her language or her actions

there is no inbetween


[patrick stump voice]: TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM YOU ALL KNOW WHAT I MEAN

[patrick stump voice]: TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM YOU ALL KNOW WHAT I MEAN

blackfemalepresident:

old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on

then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources

me typing in 2009: Hi there! This is a fun email thingy. What r u doing?????? Wow typing is really hard lol.
me typing in 2010: Hay guise! It's meh wtf lmao! I don't have ADHD i just IS THAT A PANCAKE TACO TURTLE LOL :3 xD
me typing in 2011: Oh my god, are you all illiterate? What do you think this is, 2006? Grow up, you lot of nine-year-olds. Nobody wants to have the Internet tainted with your scum.
me typing in 2012: lol whats happening hoo Dis
me typing in 2013: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
me typing in 2014: hella

rneerkat:

with great power comes a great electricity bill

olympicstupiditysilvermedalist:

olympicstupiditygoldmedalist:

Seeing a tumblr URL that is almost completely like yours.

olympicstupiditysilvermedalist:

olympicstupiditygoldmedalist:

Seeing a tumblr URL that is almost completely like yours.

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